Dearest Diary,
I’m so glad that there is finally something to distract me from the crap going on with my job. Apple finally released the new app for my iPad!! iOS 7!
It’s so shiny and new! Lots of new features! Like, instead of buttons to tap, it’s just words. And tv episode lists are now on the right instead of the left. It looks awesome!
Oh, and the new wallpaper on my iPad is really pretty. Apple are geniuses. Rock on!
Barry “The Most Awesomest President Ever!” Obama