I just read that a third of Californicators want Cali to leave the country.  If I want to stop them, I can.  Believe me!  But why waste my time on hippies.  they are ugly.  And they smell bad.  No one wants them

The Donald

It was a joke!  But I ended up being president anyways.

My hand is getting tired.  I’ve been signing so many executive orders. Why is so much time and money wasted on electing congressmen.  Absolutely ridiculous.  Absolutely ridiculous.

This is boring.

I’m an great again!  The White House is great again!

The Donald