My Dear Friend Hugo Chaves Is Dead :(

Dearest Diary,

Oh, harsh lament! :(

I just got the most dreadful of dreadiest news.  My friend of many years, Hugo Chaves, is dead.

He was my hero.  He was, and always will be, an inspiration to me.  His can-do spirit always enabled him to do what he wanted,  He threw ethics and the law aside so he could do what he wanted.  That guy was so awesome.  May his spirit live on in my administration!

Forever yours,

Barry “The Most Awesomest President Ever!” Obama