Wo is me! :( :( :(

Bob Woodward is a big meanie pants! I thought that he was on my side and would say what I tell him to say to the stupid Americans just like the rest of the news media does. I think I oughtta review my back door deals with the other reporters and make sure that they spin Sorros’ propaganda as fact rather than report actual facts.

I’m not too worried though. I have most of the media on my side, except for that stupid Fox News. What a bunch of meanies!

I miss eating Twinkies at lunch.

Well, off to shoot hoops and smoke a cig.

XOXOXO

Love,
Barry “The Most Awesomest President Ever!” Obama