Justin Bieber Collapse

Dear Diary,

I feel like my world is being destroyed.  First Rand Paul questions me, and now Justin Bieber collapses on stage.  I’ve put everything on hold until I find out how he is doing.  May the monkey god Hanuman bless him.


Barry “The Most Awesomest President Ever!” Obama

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