Meeting WIth GOP About Sequestration

Most lovely diary,

Boy!  Sequestration is a really really hard word to spell.  And I don’t even know what it  means.  My puppet master told me to use the word to scare people.   I think it sequestration is when people are condemned to float in the middle of the ocean with no iPad so they get really really super bored.

Well, anyways, I met with the GOP leaders.

John Bayner smelled like cabbage.

The meeting didn’t go well. It only lasted seven minutes until I had to leave to get my nicotine fix. Oh well. At least I can honestly say that I tried meeting with the republicans.

Well, off to watch a re-run of Baywatch.

With love,
Barry “The Most Awesomest President Ever!” Obama

P.S. I’m not sure, but I think that Eric Canter might have ripped one in the meeting. He and Joe should get together.