Thank Goodness, John Boehner Is A Pansy

Beautiful Diary,

I didn’t get much sleep last night. I had nightmare about being inside a peach.

Yesterday, Sarah Palin, that white bred biddy, said she wants to inpeach me. I hate peaches! Hate ’em.

A picture of John Boner, looking like a jackass coward and traitor.

John Boehner, the coward and traitor

I gave a sigh of relief this morning. John Boner says he’s not going to inpeach me. Sara said that all the illegals coming into the country was the last straw and Boner said he disagreed. That makes me wonder, what is the last straw for Boner? I wonder how far I can push these guys. Hmmm . . . . . .

It never seezes to amaze me how many cowards are in the republican party.


Barry “The Most Awesomest President Ever!” Obama

Meeting WIth GOP About Sequestration

Most lovely diary,

Boy!  Sequestration is a really really hard word to spell.  And I don’t even know what it  means.  My puppet master told me to use the word to scare people.   I think it sequestration is when people are condemned to float in the middle of the ocean with no iPad so they get really really super bored.

Well, anyways, I met with the GOP leaders.

John Bayner smelled like cabbage.

The meeting didn’t go well. It only lasted seven minutes until I had to leave to get my nicotine fix. Oh well. At least I can honestly say that I tried meeting with the republicans.

Well, off to watch a re-run of Baywatch.

With love,
Barry “The Most Awesomest President Ever!” Obama

P.S. I’m not sure, but I think that Eric Canter might have ripped one in the meeting. He and Joe should get together.